“President Obama will be laying out a new economic plan, apparently, we had an old one” SORT OF STUFF

Since its weekend I will try to offer  something entertaining about politics. Here are some pictures you can both have fun with and make conclusions for further consideration.

The world this week according to Kal:

Related jokes of the week:

“President Obama says the Democrats are waking up. Which is great when you’re having a nightmare.” – Jay Leno

“Yesterday President Obama told voters that he’s a Christian. But you see how Fox News reported it? They said Obama admits he’s a follower of the bearded radical from the Middle East.” –Jay Leno

“President Obama said today that education is the key to our economic turnaround. He said once Americans start getting smarter, the economy will start to improve. So you know what that means: we are screwed.” –Jay Leno

“The president is 49 years old, but it’s never a good sign when your age is higher than your political approval rating.” –David Letterman

“President Obama announced his plan to remove all combat troops from Iraq by the end of August. So thank you to all the men and women serving in Iraq and ‘Good luck in Afghanistan!'” –Jimmy Fallon

“Larry Summers, President Obama’s top economic adviser, is stepping down. So finally some good economic news, I’ll tell ya, Summers didn’t want to leave, but apparently he was out of bad ideas. Actually, Summers is actually the third Obama economic adviser to leave the White House since July. In face, the only jobs opening up these days are for White House economic advisers.” –Jay Leno

“President Obama will be laying out a new economic plan. Apparently, we had an old economic plan.” –Jay Leno

“Last night in only his second Oval Office address, President Obama announced the end of Operation Iraqi Freedom. He said we have given the Iraqis a Western-style government. Well, we certainly have, haven’t we? Their economy is in shambles, their Congress is corrupt, the country is broke, welcome aboard!” –Jay Leno

Here you see how I view west – Eastern Europe (non EU) relations, same old stick and carrot theory:

And last but not least a little bit of EUrony:

(photo from The Independent)

Have a great weekend!


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